RocketJim's

Mama Bo's Butt Fetish & Squiggly's Boyfriend-Centric Boredom

Mama Bo: Everytime I see a cute guy, I will also almost immediately check out his bulge and butt.
RJ: Oh you check out the bulge now? I thought you only lust after butts.
Mama Bo: Yeah I am a butt girl~! Yeeha! Nothing better than a cute fleshy butt in tight pants.
RJ: Hmmmmm true. Though technically I don't see many purposes to a cute butt...what do you really do with a butt.....? It's just there, seriously.
Mama Bo: It's just feast for my eyes. Oooo I need to pinch one NOW.
RJ: HAHAHAHAHAHA chee ko pek.
Mama Bo: Oooo there's a cute one by Starbucks!
RJ: He's flat down both sides.
Mama Bo: Damn Asian boys.
RJ: Years ago when I was lusting after a certain Ronin, I kept looking at his cute butt when I climbed the stairs behind him. Hehe. He's a sportsman. *fans myself*
Mama Bo: All these random passerbys are wasting my time. Your countrymen are a disappointment.
RJ: Where got people 'people-watch' in Singapore one?!

*Just then a buff, tanned jogger uhmm....jogs by*

RJ: 9.
Mama Bo: 10!!! 10!!! 5 bonus cookie points for moving butt cheeks!!

***
RJ: Hey, how's you? Been so long.
Squiggly: My boyfriend and I are sooo busy these days. His boss is giving him so much headache over the new projects. Stupid clients.
RJ: Ah huh.... Ok so what are you having for lunch?
Squiggly: Hmmmm I'll have the garlic toast and carbonara. Oh wait! I can't eat garlic. Meeting my boy boy later.
RJ: Ok. How are the flights recently?
Squiggly: Not bad lor. The juniors are quite ok. Paasengers are an idiot though. Press the damn call button so many times. My boyfriend says I cannot let them affect me. But how?! See lah, my wrinkles all coming out.
RJ: Uh huh.
Squiggly: Can you believe it? My boyfriend's boss promised to send him to Korea for a short internship but now his Boss say cannot go because he isn't senior enough to negotiate whatever. What cock is that?! How much more experience do you need to go overseas?!
RJ: Ah huh. If he speaks Korean, he may have an advantage.
Squiggly: Do you think it is ok if i leave earlier? I need to pick up my boy boy's watch and meet him after work.

Ok....where's my stun gun?

After my flight next week when I am more free, I might consider praying for Squiggly to get a life and grow a brain. People who only talk about their other halves should have toothpicks stuck under their fingernails. I really want to strangle her with my loverboy's Miu Miu shoelaces.

Heh.

Arg!!!! Why do such amoebas exist?!