RocketJim's

Haru te iina!!!

It was great shopping in the USA. Dirt cheap exchange rates and all my favourite things: summer clothing!! Everytime this year I spend a mini bomb cuz I look forward to the warm weather so much. I know it sounds weird since it IS hot in Singapore already but when temperate countries come out with their summer lines, it brainwashes people (especially trigger happy shoppers like me). Anyway whoot! Summer~! So many pretty bikinis from Old Navy too. *kaching*

I had a great flight this time too cuz I was kept entirely in the Business class. Nice, I like. Not only are there way less passengers to serve, the aisles are wider too. I really detest serving the Economy class because it breaks my back bending so much. Dear God, please keep me in the Business class forever. I promise not to zap strangers with my stun gun anymore.

And then I bumped into a classmate from the Jurassic era. We couldn't believe having the chance to meet after all these years. As usual, I got alot of "OMG you look so different now! So feminine!" (I had my time mistaken as a butch before. REALLY) I know enough people wondering if I had had plastic surgery. The bolder ones may joke about plastic surgery but I got my nose from my mother (who is definitely hotter than your mother) I don't know? DO I look that different? It's just make-up and some colour contacts. Duh. But ok, I admit. I had alot of work done. Flying is alot of pressure ok? Do you know how many cute girls there are out there?! And with my pay, of course it's peanuts affording some simple procedures. Just a few LV bags. I had a little botox on my nose, a simple procedure to enlarge my eyes and a facelift. Not very expensive lah.

My real, unpretty self. BEFORE.

It was all worthed it.

AFTER

I am eternally grateful to my surgeon. I cried when I looked into the mirror.
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Stupid people. *roll eyes*

To wrap up, it's really amusing talking to Mr Someday recently. In fact, it is impossible to concentrate when he talks cuz I can't stop using my non-existent 'gaydar' to snoop. Mr Someday has been looking a little buff lately and reliable sources say he has been going to California Fitness pretty regularly.........ok I guess Mr Someday has decided to prefer men. Bloody bisexual. Can't believe it took him so long to come out the closet. I should have guessed when he decided to trim his eyebrows. Anyway, happy for him.