When I cannot sleep and let my mind wander, I sometimes stun myself with the absurdity of my train of thought. Ocassionally, I sit up and revel in my intellectual glory, most of the time I laugh then proceed to sleep. The latest absurd train of thought I particularly like. I was thinking about the mating game, specifically what people call "love at first sight". I read somewhere that this instant chemistry isn't exactly visual, it's more scent-based. Now, I already know all about pheromones and how powerful these biochemical thingies influence our selection. What totally amaze me is that...they are emitted from our armpits. Whoa.
I definitely know how to maximise my chances and approach guys now. Arms raised and exposing my armpits in their full glory. Go pheromones!!
Now I totally understand why those rappers keep urging us "bitches to put our arms in the air!!" If you are a guy and you see RocketJim approaching you with her arms raised, I am not trying to scare you. I just wanna attract you. Really.
3 comments:
Princess Boodiboo!
So, you mean when I see you coming up to me with arms up, it's not because you want a hug?
Are you kidding me?! I want to attract you soooo baaadddddddd.
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Aiyah, now I know why I couldnt leave any comments! I'd been trying your Bravenet guestbook for the longest time, and it always says it doesnt exist..^&*$% =p
FINALLY~!
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