RocketJim's

I realised my friends still read my blog...there is even one hardcore fan who refreshes every 2 days and I feel terribly bad I am so lazy to update it. I switch on the computer, go straight to Youtube and start watching videos on Bora Bora, Fiji and Seychelles...and then I forget haha. Yesterday I wasted 2 hours watching Russell Peters mocking Indians and Chinese again. Arggggg youtube is singlehandedly destroying humankind.

I pretty much gave up on Facebook too. I go on to make sure all my friends are alive and that's it. Right now, baby pictures are bombarding me everywhere. Still, I guess these are still better than clubbing pictures. Talking about hedonism...I find that many of my junior girls are dating married men. I am not sure if in the past it was less comnon but I do know now, they are not shy to admit it. I was minding my own business and staring into space one day and then my junior suddenly turned to me and told me about a pilot she is currently dating. She was telling me how sweet and generous he is. And that he would put in so much effort to see her; like taking the bullet train from Osaka to Tokyo to see her.

Uh huh.

So I raised the question she dreads to hear.

"Is he married?"

She paused for awhile and answered, "Yes. BUT he told me he and his wife hasn't been talking for a long time."

"Yeah."

"And he calls me everyday."

"Don't waste your time. He wouldn't divorce his wife."

And that's that. I didn't judge her. Who am I to? But I can't tell her more. She would probably continue seeing him and he most probably won't divorce his wife (most wouldn't) and then she will break her own heart and learn. Anyway, the young need to learn. We all do. Of course he will call her everyday. Fresh meat you know. The dick will always look for new stimulus.

Soooo many young girls are cheating with married men. Has it always been like this? Oh well. Anyway old, married men and young girls are perfect matches. The latter are insecured and a challenge is always welcomed (ie. winning the wife). The men? What's there to lose? Young girls with good jobs are probably STD-free. Win-win. Heh.

Later that night, I texted Loverboy and asked him if it is in the Japanese DNA to cheat. It seems OH SO common. I also reminded him that if I do find out he is cheating behind my back, I will cut off his ananconda and sell it to Thailand. I don't know why Thailand either...maybe Gansu, China instead.

Ananconda....Bahahahahaha. Yes, we are a name-calling couple. Very mature.

Channel 5 was showing this B-grade horror one night and I casually mentioned to Loverboy that sometimes, the word is used as an euphemism for the dude's jewels. And it stuck. It's easier to pronounce too because it will be nasty to hear 'dick' as 'dickku' or 'willy' as 'uweely' in Japlish.

Yeah. This is why I don't update my blog because I talk about really dumb stuff.