RocketJim's

I wish I look cute when I sleep. I don't know how I look obviously but probably like a dead fish. There are people who look so serene when they sleep. Like my baby sister and my Loverboy. (Not again! Hur hur) The other day, I walked past a fellow crew while she was sleeping. She was a Japanese and I remember flying with her before. Her mouth hangs open when she sleeps and it totally cracked me up because she resembled a zombie. I had to run to the galley to laugh. I bet u are laughing as u read this too so don't judge me. :P

By the way, stewardesses FART. We do fart in the cabin and sometimes, even as we serve you food. Stewardesses are human beings too. I know this is random but someone was inquiring so I am answering. We were recommended to fart in the lavatories or once we are back in the galley. But come on, u know it is not possible. Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go. LOL Me? I've perfected the art of holding it in very well. It's not a good feeling but it's most professional.

This brings me to last year in April. I flew to Jakarta to celebrate Loverboy's birthday. We went to a very nice Italian restaurant for dinner. Alas my stomach was very bad that day. I remember letting some gas and I felt really bad. I thought I got away with the silent bomb but a few months later, when we were returning to Loverboy's (and all men's mostest favourite) topic on farting...he said I farted at his birthday dinner. I denied of course. Then he complained about how unglamourous it was to do so in a posh Italian restaurant. Then I really cracked up. I laughed so hard because I can't believe he remembered it! I totally forgot until he mentioned the restaurant. Well, he still married me anyway so it's all good.

Just to round things up, this was our conversation recently:

LB: I went running today.
RJ: Oh really. What did you learn?
LB: Nothing.
RJ: But you said you were learning something?
LB: No. I didn't.
RJ: You just said it.
LB: I went running.
RJ: YES. What??

Japlish is a headache. The japanese has short tongues it seems. Haha. Learning and Running is difficult to distinguish. That is because they pronounce it as 'Lunning'. Elegant and arrogant is another killer. Mouse and mouth too. Very luckily we don't encounter mice too often so we won't have the last problem. Follow this blog enough I am sure you will decipher every Japlish from your crush's mouths.