RocketJim's

I am sooooo lazy and unmotivated to blog these days. Why? Because I morph into this very unattractive rambling bitch everytime I set my thoughts in writing. Heh. Don't really like it but I guess I can't help it if there are so many stupid people (and jaywalkers!!!) walking around. Ar see? I morphed again. Ack.

Did you read this morning's Straits Times? I am so glad the police is finally getting stickier on jaywalkers. I HATE jaywalkers and jaywalking. End of rant. I mean, you all already know my love for these people. Come on man, Life is worthed more than those few seconds shaved off. What's your rush to get to the other side? (Oooo nice pun. Get it? Other side?? *giggles* Oh man I am such a nerd!!!)

Next rant? Zorkians. Ok, it is a term I made up but since I am trying to be diplomatic here, lets call them Zorkians. I think the population of Zork need to loosen their panties ALOT. I dunno why they go around Life being soooo...humorless. So I was commenting about consumers being God one lovely day and then I felt a short, uncomfortable pause. Then this Zorkian 'ahem-ed' silently (I felt it!!) and interrupted, " You know, you shouldn't use the word 'God'. Some people might be offended by it."

Needless to say, I rolled my eyes. Loosen those panties, girl. Geez. I know what is disrespectful and what isn't. It's the same group of people I tell you. Zorkians piss me off pretty easily. I don't see why this girl who is so disrespectful of gay men and women deserving a ticket to Heaven either.

Last Saturday Loverboy had a roast chicken party at his place in honor of his bestie, DC. The food was really good. DC imparted his recipe very generously and I look forward to replicating it in future for my lovely friends. More pictures next time. Now, I brought my PS2 (Playstation) over to Loverboy's place for some party entertainment and we all took turns at my favourite game, Dead or Alive 2. It is a fighting game with many lovely lady characters, jiggly boobs and a generous helping of panty shots.






Very mature, I know.

But I love this game. I was a huge fangirl. I even bought a strategy book so I know which combos work best and deal the most damage. Along with Riction, I practised for hours everyday after school. That was back in 2001. Riction was my best competitor (cuz he was a bigger nerd) but back in Singapore I think I am pretty unrivalled. That is, UNTIL I met Empress Boodiboo's bf, Kiwi. Damn, I hate playing with amateurs. Ok so I am not a good loser but when amateurs play and find a cheap move, they only use the cheap moves. Amateurs should stick to rolling Katamari balls or SuperMario.

Anyway Loverboy, who had never touched videogames in his Life, seemed to possess some natural talent. I tutored him the basics of the game and he is getting the hang of it. Probably won't be able to win me (EVER!!!!) but at least he won't be using cheap moves.

I somehow can't stop laughing because this post is my nerdiest ever.

Finally, check out what my dad presented to me the yesterday!



Zorkians, this is what we call 'humor'! My mum is flabbergasted but my dad is enjoying his joke. Luckily Loverboy hasn't seen the book. In fact, he should never. When I broke up with my ex, I received several self-help books from my dad too. Among them, was this funny little gem:



I think my dad is pretty cool. He also taught me several ways to ambush my man and test if he is really single or married with children. Man, it sure isn't easy being a father to girls. If you can't hit your daughters' boyfriends, then you'll have to make do in giving them books.