RocketJim's

Kiss & Tell

Wow...time passes fast eh? It's already November and it would be Empress Boodiboo's bday soon. Hope I can 'siam' with my flights. Heh heh.

Well, earlier today I heard an unfamiliar melody and I was wondering where it came from. I turned my phone over and was so surprised to see a birthday reminder of my ex, Tokyo Spy. Wah biang eh, I don't even remember when I set it. Tokyo Spy seemed like long ago history by now. I still think of him sometimes...I loved him alot so my heart was really broken earlier this year. My poor friends who had to listen to me grief and whine.(Thanks Junny!) I wonder how he is right now but I am sure his back is still very bad. Seriously though....why do I need a man with a weak spine? *wink wink* Ah well.

It was very funny to hear my girlfriends' rant about him after the break-up. Most of them were wondering what I saw in him considering he was so ugly (he was only 'plain' to me.) Reggie further said he looked like those creepy male porn actor in AV films. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ sad lah. But he was sooo sweet to me. Love is blind.

Empress Boodiboo added further to insult by declaring I am 'unshallow'. WTF? Looks ain't everything. All good looking guys, according to experience have SMALL.........................wallets. I don't do poor. :P

Anyway breakup and all, this year is QUITE interesting men-wise. Let's see...

Right after Tokyo Spy, lonely and dying for a distraction at the same time, suddenly I found company in this particular Coffee Guy. Bleh. He was a witty, easy-going dude though ultimately...you just know when dates are just dates. 'Don't-mind-lor' kinda dates. I felt like 5% chemistry between us but we were both bored as hell so somehow we kept meeting each other for movies. Pretty sweet sometimes but boring. I think he should learn to kiss and smoke alot less because he tastes REALLY bad. His only redeeming quality is his car. Convenient.

Ha!

I wonder how his girlfriends stand his breath.

And then a couple of Mats and english Bengs here and there. Ok lor. All very nice to me. But you just know when they aren't perfect for you.

Then I met this really delicious Japanese graphic designer. Oh god, he was so sexy to me. Tall, tanned, goateed, matured and with a good physique. Did I mention his perky butt? LOL *fans myself* His dress sense was pretty bad though...with such a good body he could carry off ANYthing but nope, just some cock T-shirts and berms whenever I see him in Singapore. We dated a couple of months but it was enough. I was too tired to have another long distance and he was too Japanese. His English was so bad, my proficiency in Japanese improved leaps n bounds in 2 nights. He was so hot.....but I knew a better one will be around the corner.

Then I decided to keep myself super single. I had so much fun meeting new people and with my friends. Never partied so much in my life too. Me likesss.

And then suddenly, POOF! Loverboy (lub!!) My very own custom-made Teddy Bear and chicken soup for the soul.

So see? Life is like a box of chocolates. You really never know what you will get. Have faith. Don't anyhow sign up with SDU and marry tat PSC scholar nerd your mummy told you to. You can meet your own Prince Charming. Hahaha~

I feel so good getting all these off my chest.

I hate smokers!! I hate bad kissers!! I hate chicken wings!! I hate cheapskates!!