RocketJim's

Clorox, Magiclean and QuickWiper Are My New Friends

My god, people in love are so boring right? I feel wrapped in this huge, soft blanket of warm towels (that smells of flowers) and that lovin' feeling makes me wanna sneak mentions about Loverboy here and there and whenever I can! Oh look one there! Bahahaha sorry lah. But hey. At least I realize it...and can er, laugh at myself. Anyway ladies and gentlemen, this is gonna be one of RocketJim's most domesticated entry ever. Yeah I am gonna talk about housekeeping...and tonight you will see pigs fly! (I do enjoy *cough*occasional*cough* housework.)

Loverboy's talkative big boss (the one I almost fell asleep on) is back in town and he kept LB back in the office until 3.30am discussing about next day's meeting. Sometimes I am amazed how Japan became a First World country with all these...roundabouts and procrastinations. Apparently I am suited to live in Japan because I realised I went off-topic too. HAHAHAHA! So I was looking at LB falling asleep and within the next 15minutes, I came to the conclusion that MEN...ALL MEN are pretty stupid creatures. And they CANNOT DO WITHOUT WOMEN. Kinda weird how I was struck with this sudden epiphany.

But yeah I seriously think that a man without a woman is a lesser man. Well, ok, kinda. They are very predictable, silly things. So funny. I almost laughed out loud when I suddenly confirmed my 'belief'. Eureka!

8.30am, LB bolted out the door for that all important meeting. Then I was stuck in the apartment wondering if I should go back to sleep or be charitable and do some housework. Suddenly, I stood up and went straight for the kitchen and grabbed the 'Quick Wiper'. You know what that is right? One of Mankind's Best Inventions for Girlfriends Who Want To Be Nice But Seriously Not That Into Cleaning :D:D:D I started mopping his floors. It was....nice. I liked it. I wiped under the bed, under the sofa, under the dining table and around every corner. (I am a maniac when I get down to it.) And then it was straight to the bathroom and attacking every surface with 'Magiclean'. Another damn good invention that smells very lovely too! I cleaned the sink, the tiles and also the toilet bowl ok?! *smirk* And for the VERY FIRST TIME IN MY YOUNG LIFE, I lifed the toilet thingamallit (that heavy procelain cover at the back) and dropped a Clorox pill into the water. Wow I am so proud of myself you know!!! Now everytime LoverBoy flushes his toilet, the water is blue. Blue! Bahahahaha I am in awe. It was surreal. And then I folded his laundry. Happiness~

And get this: I attacked the glass surfaces with newspapers! Ho sei~ I am on my way to be the next Martha Stewart.

I enjoy laundry, hanging the clothes to dry, washing sinks and mopping etc. But I do realized I hate doing the dishes. I don't know why either. I think cooking and baking is fun but washing up after that is a real chore. I don't like having soap suds all over my hands and cleaning plate after plate. I don't mind cleaning a couple of mugs and plates but I REALLY hate cleaning forks, chopsticks and pans. *shrugs* And I am a tall girl lah. Sinks and tall girls don't go together very well.

I am thinking maybe if I do a decent job of keeping his surroundings nice and cosy, God will drop a Cartier bangle on my lap. HAHA! Yellow gold with diamonds please!