RocketJim's

Bloggers Are Serial Killers

Yesterday afternoon, I was listening to the radio and the DJs conducted a poll about blogs and bloggers. Which I think is pretty weird since blogs have been around for a very very long time. Anyway a caller, Rina, called in and right now I think she has about 813 death threats with her name on it. Heh. She said bloggers are emotionally unstable people who are also highly narcissistic. Bloggers keep blogs because they need attention on themselves. It's all about ME! Me! Me! Who gives a shit really? (Of course she didn't swear on national radio.) Bloggers are emotionally unstable because they enjoy washing dirty linen in public and rant online. Rina said, "Just deal with it, man." Everyone has problems so suck it up and move on. Apparently Rina do not rant to anyone.

So if I have problems and rant to my real human friends (obviously I want some sympathy too), am I considered highly narcissistic? After Rina's 'very educated' rant on bloggers, more phonecalls poured in. I'm worried that a Mercedes with a bomb in the trunk will be parked in front of her house today. Heh, ok now that's just mean.

I dunno....I guess I am emotionally unstable so Rina isn't entirely wrong. (Well, I never claimed otherwise anyway.) I'm such a sad person. Everything and everyone keeps making me sad so I rant online. I didn't force anyone to read my accounts. I don't know why my friends read my blog anyway. I guess it all works out because there are people like me who rants online and people (who don't keep blogs) with sad lives that read our accounts. Not like they have better things to do at work anyway. Only stockbrokers and surgeons have no time on the internet.

I wonder why I continue my blog anyway. I started it because at a point in time, friends kept wondering if I were alive. Right now, my friends mostly know I am alive but don't know where the hell I am anyway....so it kinda doesn't make sense. I might discontinue this.

I figure that as long as I log onto MSN, people will know I am alive. And if I put the 'Away' sign, I don't have to entertain the people I don't like.

:D

In the meantime, I think one of my friends is menopausal. Or....been hanging out too much with the cleaning ladies in her office. She is perpetually snappy and gossiping behind people's back. I am disgusted. I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE BITCH. I am THE STEWARDESS here but no, I still say all my 'please' and 'thank you' and flash my enigmatic smiles. I wonder if my friend is highly stressed? Maybe she should go for a massage or a ride in those beng-beng Evo cars. Or maybe it's her diet. Eat meat, hello??

Oh oh! I know, maybe she should keep a blog too and rant.