As usual I was denied sleep again. I really am beginning to wonder how long I can take this before I collapse. I feel my dark eye circles enlarging and to make things worse, sometimes when I am out with my friends, I feel myself suddenly begin to 'tilt' while walking. My sense of balance is going too. Scary stuff.
Anyway since I couldn't sleep, my mind wandered all over the Universe again. Most times I would be daydreaming about the Tokyo Tower or my upcoming holidays. Other times, totally random stuff keeps me up.
A. The Karen Tribe girl versus Pamela Anderson. I swear I am not making this up; I suddenly thought these 2 must be freaks to each other....and at 4am in the morning! I believe somewhere in Pamela Anderson's 'vast' head, she agrees that the Karen girl is freakish to put so many rings around her neck. Whatever floats the Karen men's boats you know. Likewise, to the Karens, Pamela Anderson must be a freak to insert silicon bags into her boobs. Different standards of beauty eh? Who is to say what is lovely and what is not? Anyway I was thinking these 2 should meet up and rock their little worlds.
B. I had a Singaporean passenger told my fellow Japanese crew that he eats alot of 'Japan food' while in Singapore. Bad English just kills me (and probably his English teachers). Also why do people still say 'irregardless'???? Arg...the word exists....NOT!
C. I was wondering why some girls would inject silicon into their lips when I got a random and very sudden revelation. You could tell how much a guy likes you by the way he kisses. I won't go into details here but it essentially has to do with speed. Haha. So ladies, if the first few kisses ain't going well, you can happily move on. *note: If he is just a naturally bad kisser then you might have to cut him some slack and teach him some moves.
D. Debating whether to go to Redang, Bali or Phuket. My senior recommended Redang because the waters are clearer and more blue.....but Bali has all those lovely Hindu temples I want to see. Besides, why take a 12 hours' coach when I can pretty much fly to Bali free? Anyway I forsee this debate to continue for another 2 weeks at least.
E. Facial hair. Dammit I just love them. I am so fascinated that men can grow facial hair and I can't! (Maybe I don't want to anyway.) Like how some fat girls get a natural high biting into cream muffins, I get a high when I feel a chin and there is stubble. Lovely~
F. Cussing the damn Nazis for denying me an off day in Tokyo.
And then I fell asleep for another 2 hours before I woke up and went for my flight. Happy to be home.......I guess. Damn Nazis.
3 comments:
Irregardless isn't exactly "wrong" English or bad English. There's much controversy surrouding it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irregardless
Personally, I use it. Because it makes me sound smart!
Oh, and Pam Anderson wins over Karen Tribe girl, easy. :p
And lastly: Cher agrees with you. And you know where I think you should go for your vacation. :p
Moin sweetheart....but doesn't the 'ir' negates the 'regardless' already? So it just seems very redundant to me.
Of course it's fine if you use it. I mean, afterall I ain't going to Wisconsin for a holiday. =P
Take Bali!! Way better than the clear waters!
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