RocketJim's

Doormat

Violet is my sweetheart. I do love her as a friend but I think she needs to learn to be a little more tactful. Maybe it is just me but nobody likes being second best or a last resort. Everytime her boyfriend goes on a business trip, suddenly she is 'free' and she would reappear on earth.

Violet: Hey babe! Wanna meet up? My bf is out of town. Let's do dinner.
RJ: *In my head* Fuck, no. You ALWAYS do that!!

But no, I don't say that because I am more tactful than she is.

I mean, come on that is so freaking rude. She only meets me when her guy is not around. What does that make me? A replacement company? On the bright side, at least she thinks about me once he IS gone.

I love you, Violet. I know I always have fun with you but damn, you keep pissing me off. 70% of the time though, I do meet Violet eventually because I missed her.

Yeah, I am such a doormat. (Actually, I just know my priorities)