RocketJim's

A Reminder For Myself

I spent a good day with my lovely girlfriends, Bambi Eyes and Disney Princess yesterday. I was introduced to a psychic and I spent a very fascinating hour with her. "Very interesting pack of cards, " she said. The most amusing thing I heard for her is that I am not human... so I've gotta stop trying to fit in. Apparently the cards revealed my alien and highly hedonistic tendencies. Cool. (The psychic said I am H-E-D-O-N-I-S-T-I-C...cool big word from her. I am impressed but then she proceeded to wink.) The cards predicted that someone is coming back to totally ruin me and plunge me into deep darkness. In fact he is already back. When the darkness engulfs me, I should call her up and receive a slap from her. Great news for the future eh?

My version of my future: Me in a cute swimsuit, lying on a deck chair with my tai-tai Dior sunglasses sipping pineapple juice. Crystal clear blue-green waters 20metres away and a promise of a good massage appointment in the salty evening. Pity this might come AFTER the darkness. On the bright side, it means I survived.

Anyway, finally the dawn of a new month. Waited forever for Mopey March to end...April is good. Someone is finally going to bring me to see the sakura. Can't wait.