Mean Blood
Besides my dodgy 'Indian and ah pek' luck, I realised I also surrounded by mean company. Well...not that I mind mean people. They could be the funniest people to have around. The shiniest example would be Empress Boodiboo. She is one very very funny person with a highly evolved mean streak. Interestingly that very same mean streak makes me laugh like hell. At least someone is honest about her opinions because haha! I am the biggest fake-o walking around. I could see thunder thighs on a passerby and pretend to look away. Honest, mean people like my Dad or Empress Boodiboo would right away pick on it and make me laugh like hell. And then I feel mean because I laughed. Argh.
Last night my mum was complaining about how ugly Singaporean men are. Does she realise all her female children are unmarried??
My dad was laughing at women with 2 butts at the hawker centre.
Shogun laughed UNCONTROLLABLY when he recounted about the house party he attended recently. There were 6 to 7 over 30-something years old women at the party. All unmarried. He said they looked like monsters.
Ouch.
This is very scary. I am dating a replica of my mean dad. Even worse, a mutant mix of Mean Daddy and Empress Boodiboo. At home, I am surrounded by Mean Daddy, Unforgiving Mummy and Truthful Empress Boodiboo.
In my spare time, I watch youtube videos of Equal-Opportunity basher, BORAT.
Am I thinking too much?
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5 comments:
So.. it seems like you are attracted to your dad. How typical.
*Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud.*
Mean people can be fun. Ling from Ally McBeal is always my ultimate example of such a person. :)
Hey! I'm one of the rare un-mean ones. Unless you count being racist mean... Oops. Ssssh...
I'm mean too, hahaha.
- junny
i have borat dvd, its all yours!! he's gonna make another "borat" movie abt austria, my eyes are all on the development. hehe
Mindy
i have borat dvd, its all yours!! he's gonna make another "borat" movie abt austria, my eyes are all on the development. hehe
Mindy
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