Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Women! Bah!

Time past really fast! Both my training in Tokyo and my first flight are a thing of history. My first flight was nerve-wrecking as I seriously did not know what to expect, I wished I could have helped alittle more but damn, the turbulence was especially bad too. Haven't felt so dizzy for a long time. Luckily the return flight was way better; I had the fortune of being mentored by a good and instructor too. Oh well, Life has its ups and downs. As a reward for the bumpy ride (cum experience) the hotel room was fantastic! It was only a mere 5 minutes' walk from the Kansai International Airport - great when you are about to collapse from an overnight flight. The decor was luxuriously too and I am very grateful for it. Pity I didn't bother to take any pictures of it. I think I could get used to this hotel-staying lifestyle. *heh heh* Guess I am still somewhat of a loner deep down. But man oh man, the flights still need a bit of getting used to. Well, I think I should not stress myself too much, it's already a feat I got used to turbulence on the second flight!

I don't even know what I can write about my job anymore. Women are so bitchy (yeah, here comes the juicy part) - a quarter of all stewardesses are bitchy because 1) they are female and 2) guilty parties have low Emotional Quotient and 3) they have a inferiority complex so they make it a point to make themselves better. *shrug* It tires and pisses me alot when after an extra long day at the training centre, some girls still have leftover energy to bitch at the dinner table. My ears cannot take such idiocy. Leave me alone to chew my food in peace. I don't care. REALLY. It's amazing how this particular character lives in her own world - she concocts stories to...I dunno...feed her complex. She could even master the negativity to bitch about breakfast on a bright beautiful morning. W-o-W. "Oh my god! What kind of a shit breakfast is this?! Is this fit for human beings?! Look at it! Look at it! Yucks" (in exact words except she spoke in Mandarin) It pisses me off no end since I was unfortunately sitting near her and enjoying my food. What the hell, I just don't get people who aren't grateful that there is FOOD on their table. All these whiners. Seriously I do feel like giving her a piece of my mind but since I have promised myself not to help lesser beings, I shall abandon my thoughtful deed. Keke.

I probably watched a total of one hour of TV the entire time I was there. There was no tv in our rooms but please do not worry for me since I was unduly entertained by a particular group of girls. Among the class of 14 where there were mainly 3 Homecoming Bitches, 2 were in the group. On the surface, they looked like great friends so it was a shock when I finally realised that they were not. Everyday I think they walk around with 2 long swords pierced into their backs. (Of course they dealt each other that) Damn, really hate staying with girls. There is all these politics that make the White House seems like Sesame Street. If women rule the world, it might be prettier but I ain't sure if it will be as peaceful. Perhaps there might be less gunfire and explosions but women exact evil in more cynical ways. Please interview your nearest ballerina/catwalk model right now! Anyway...whatever, I don't care for incurring the wrath of some Women's Liberation groupies. I like my men opening my doors for me.

So yeah, it's harder to blog now since I can't really talk about my job. Actually I don't like talking about it. Maybe I'll keep to funny passenger incidents. There are girls in my class roaming the net for blogs pertaining to flying. I don't wanna bitch too much here just in case, if anything I would prefer telling her straight in her face. But of course I don't help lesser beings hor? Wahaha.

BTW I work for Sri Lankan Airlines.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wah, good to see you post, Jimbo! Miss you leh.

Anonymous said...

Quand il me prend dans ses bras
Il me parle tout bas,
Je vois la vie en rose.

Il me dit des mots d'amour,
Des mots de tous les jours,
Et ca me fait quelque chose.

Il est entre dans mon coeur
Une part de bonheur
Dont je connais la cause.

C'est lui pour moi. Moi pour lui
Dans la vie,
Il me l'a dit, l'a jure pour la vie.

Et des que je l'apercois
Alors je sens en moi
Mon coeur qui bat.

Missed ya. :)