RocketJim's

Major Pollution

I almost fell off my seat in the MRT when this man walked in and decided to sit next to me. ARG~ he had some major body odour issue and he smelled soooo sour!!! *face turns green at recollection* Arg arg arg... he found a seat near me and then HAD TO DECIDE TO WRIGGLE NEARER TO ME! Oh man, I nearly 'peng shan' (toppled) because he really stank. I really hate it when people stink because it inconveniences EVERYBODY. It's not that I wanna nitpick but when one stinks, everyone else cannot breathe!! Hahahaha arg!! It's pollution of the highest order! But because I am nice, I continued to sit where I was. Hey, I didn't want to hurt nobody's feelings. (Fine, call me stupid) but it's pretty rude to leave the seat, no? I would do it when I become an auntie because only aunties get away with such rudeness. Darou?!

WHICH is why a man who uses some cologne is so sexy because he puts in effort to be groomed. Aragorn? No way! Never dig the dirty rugged type. Sanada is different because he always look like he smell nice and masculine. (No, I am not biased because he does look like he smells successful/powerful) Legolas looks like he might smell floral... hahaha, akin to Estee Lauder's Pleasures.

Help me, I can't help but turn green when I recollect how bad the fella smelled. Where's my Aladdin when I need him? I only need a whiff and I shall be in aroma heaven!

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