RocketJim's

The Scary Auntie

I am overwhelmed by VCDs and DVDs I rented from a neighbourhood auntie. I think I have mentioned about her before. I am up into my arms with no less than 5 different serials and yes I agree I am a hopeless spendthrift. Anyway the money is not the main issue; the main issue is how I return them and not bring another serial home. You know the poor bloke who needs to tell his irritating admirer he has no more feelings for her? I'm kinda in a similar situation because I don't know how to say 'no' to this Scary Auntie. She is so superbly persistent you would do anything to shut her up...like bring home another serial. Rocketjim is such a loser!! I have mastered ignoring pesky salespeople along Orchard Road but I am helpless against this Auntie. To make matters worst, my siblings are very unhelpful; they would only do a favour for a sum of money. Pooi~! So, what I am doing now is to take months to finish a serial. Heh heh. I'm gonna create a lousy reputation of myself to discourage her from pushing all these serials to me. Oh my god, Rocketjim is such a loser!!! Grrrr I hate it when little things like this bother me! There are people starving out there and here I am living a life free of troubles except pondering how to return the DVDs. Then again, nobody said life is fair.

You know, I should get a patent or something for my Life's Bitchslap Theory. It isn't exactly original but I haven't heard of a more kickass name. I'm praying very hard for something to work out. A kind soul once told me that when you want something hard enough and pray, it will eventually true. However, it has happened to me before that I didn't get what I really wanted while others who PLAYED with the idea of wanting it got it. *sniff* Here comes the Bitchslap Theory. So do you pray hard to get something or play with the idea?

One last thing, I am really trying to lose weight now so if there is anyone who is going to the Aichi Expo in Nagoya, please tell me and I shall pack myself in your luggage.