RocketJim's

Rolling Schoolkids Into Stars

I was handcuffed the very next day after I blogged about rude Singaporeans and how much I hate my fellow countrymen. Barely into my 4th step out of my house, I was cloaked in a black sack and taken to some ulu place where I was brainwashed to love my countrymen. Was in the middle of a tutorial teaching me how to love curt ah bengs when I saw a huge ball roll up the officers, tables, chairs and coffee machines into a tight crap. Dude~ it was amazing. The gigantic ball of screaming officers, ah lians, aunties, drunkards plus all manners of abruptness and rudeness rolled furiously around me; finally disappearing into the horizon when I blinked. Behold, KATAMARI DAMACY: Where anything and everything could be rolled up into a spherical mass and tossed into space. Oh joy!


The Milk Carton-like Packaging


Do You See A Person Among The Various Crap?

It's a crazy game and it has been taking up my time along with Final Fantasy X-2. The former was a present from my lovely brother and I thank you again! Would you ever know? That such a simple game could be so addictive? All you have to do is to roll things up. That's it. None of the sqaure, triangle or 'O' buttons have to be pushed. I love how I can roll anything from pushpins to bananas; from otters to salmon sushi; from cows to sumo wrestlers! One day, when I get better at it, I would be able to roll stadiums, fire trucks and the Tokyo Tower. Oh joy!

I would go crazy without this game because I have been very pissed from work. The MC Queen struck again (well, and AGAIN) and it's getting a little too much. I don't wish to see her fired AGAIN but I guess she might be asking for it. Recently, she broke her toe and hence, she won't be able to wear court shoes. Without a full uniform, I guess she won't be able to come to work. Shall I send her a wreath? HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO BLOODY LAZY?! If she's so lazy, why can't she just stay at home and be a housewife?? She's only robbing us of a social life when we have to cover her lazy ass. Dang it, now I am getting more pissed as I talk about it. I need to roll balls!! On a similar note, I read months back that the police is gonna introduce a new weapon for all patrol officers - a stun gun. Wow...now that's really a pull factor. I mean, yay! I can teach people a lesson without fear of killing them. problem is, if I HAVE A STUN GUN, there would be a trail of destruction behind me. Wahahaha...cut my path?! Pzzzzzze!! Forgot to say 'thank you'? Zap!! Block me in the movies? PPPZZZZZZZZZE!! Mwahahahahahah! Yep, there would be many bodies wriggling on the floor should I come into a possession of a stun gun. I would gladly abuse my power. Anyone still encouraging me to be a cop?

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Mna: Hey could you do a paging for me please?
RJ: Sure, go ahead, what's the name?
Mna: Pork Chop.
RJ: Huh?
Mna: Pork Chop.
RJ: Really? You gotta be kidding right?
Mna: Really, the pax wrote the name for me.
RJ: As in P-O-R-K-C-H-O-P?
Mna:. Yes.
RJ: How am I gonna do that?!?!?!?!?!
(we rolled on the floor for 10 minutes before I did the paging. Boy, it WAS hard~ )

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Pax: Hello, is there a DBS ATM nearby?
RJ: Yes there is. Please make a left turn before the garden.
Pax: Thank you. *blushes* You look very sweet.
RJ: (=^_^=)

Well, he doesn't know what I would DO with a stun gun.