RocketJim's

Random Assholes

It wasn't entirely a bad day though I encountered some dumbasses. I am still enjoying my work but I know it isn't something one can continue more than six months. I might be charge for manslaughter if I work THAT long assisting stupid passengers and MOPs. I am now intrigued how some colleagues stay more than 5 years...a couple actually work 30 years!! Their patience must be at the divine level. So anyway, I have to bitch about random dumbass passenger #1 through phone:

1.
Dumbass: Hello, is this Airport information? I need flight information.
RJ: Yes, this is the Airport, how may I help you?
Dumbass: Hello? I need flight information. Put me through to the Airport.
RJ: This is the Airport M'dm. What would you like to know?
Dumbass: Are you sure? PUT ME TO FLIGHT INFORMATION!! *raises voice*
RJ: (What the? B-I-T-C-H) I can provide you with flight information, M'dm.
Dumbass: I want to find out about the Lufthansa flight from Jakarta, it should depart from Jakarta around 8.
RJ: Do you have the flight number? There was a LH779 that landed around 2245hrs.
Dumbass: Are you sure it has landed?! I took THAT flight last night and I was late. Are you positive? Are YOU SURE it's ON TIME???
RJ: I am positive, M'dm. It has landed more than an hour ago.
Dumbass: Then why hasn't my son-in-law appeared?! I am staying in the Hyatt Regency now and I am expecting him. Why hasn't he appeared? ARE YOU SURE the plane has landed? Then why hasn't he shown up? He doesn't need so much time to travel here.
RJ: M'dm, the plane has definitely landed.
Dumbass: Are you telling me Lufthansa was early today?!
RJ: (WTF)

For her excellent manners, I hereby reward her with a bowl of shit with rice. Maybe also a punch to her mouth. How would anyone know where her son-in-law went?! We don't provide nannies in this world class airport.

2.
Around 1.15am, 2 policemen came into the office to hand over a lost property with tons of cash. We were very diligently counting the mountains of coins when jerkass came to disturb us.

Jerkass: I need to top up my cash card. I have only $6 left in my card and it's definitely not enough.
RJ: Sir, there is a top-up booth to your left near the end of the hall.
Jerkass: I know, I have been there and there is nobody there.
RJ: Then...
Jerkass: I was there earlier and a man was there but he isn't now. Can't you do something? I need to go home and sleep but I won't be able to leave the airport because there isn't enough in my card. What can I do? Can't you do something? *The 2 policemen looked at him and blinked*
RJ: *calls the booth but nobody answered* I'm sorry, Sir but I'm afraid you can only wait until he returns. I tried calling the booth but he isn't there. He could be on a toilet break. (Patience is a virtue, A-S-S-H-O-L-E, just wait.)
Jerkass: Can't you do something? *glares at me*
RJ: (F-King retard) We were only provided his booth number, it is impossible to contact him. (I'm busy here, just piss off already!)
Jerkass: Can't you just...oh ok, I see him already! *walks off and later waved to me with a smile*

Perhaps I could be a little more polite but what can I do if the fella decides to disappear? We don't have a bug on every employer in the terminal. The MOP redeemed himself ultimately and I shall forgive him for interrupting the police and me. Damn, we were so busy counting the lost property and he had to come here with such a stupid demand. "Oh I need to go home and sleep, can't you help?" Give me a break!

There you go ladies and gentlemen. I am speaking the truth; when you make stupid and unreasonable requests, you are called many names...behind your back. Heh heh.