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I Wanna Go Hotel

Nar: What's your funniest pax so far, RJ?
RJ: Hmmm...well, there are several but none that made me laughed until I cried. Heh heh. I remember an Indian pax who came to me 3 times and everytime he came to my counter, he has already forgotten his question. lol
Nar: Yes, the Indian paxs can be quite bodoh (Stupid in Malay) because they only started flying in recent years. I met alot of funny Indians myself.
RJ: Oh really?
Nar: Imagine a thick Indian accent ok? Here's the story:

Indian: Herro Mam. *shakes neck* I need to go to the YUM KAR Horrtel. Vhere is it?
Nar: Huh? YUM KAR Hotel?
Indian: Yes Mam, YUM KAR Horrtel. Vhere is it?
Nar: YUM KAR? YUM KAR Hotel???
Indian: Yes Mam.
Nar: Please wait, Sir, I shall check it out for you. (By this time, my colleague was panicking and she frantically checked our intranet and Yellow Pages.) Yum Kar? YUM KAR?!
Indian: Yes Mam.
Nar: *After 10 minutes* I am sorry, Sir but I don't see any YUM KAR Hotel. Did you make a mistake? How do you spell that please?
Indian: Ok Mam. *writes*
(Nar sees the note and kills herself with laughter.)
Nar: Sir, you can take either a cab or the MRT to YUM KAR Hotel.
Indian: Thank Q very much. *shakes neck*

It was......Y-M-C-A. Excuse me while I kill myself with laughter. I have been laughing non-stop from Changi to Chinese Garden recalling her episode. Haha...world class. ROFL