Yep, I am ambushed again but this time, it's the SDU (Social Development Unit)- Singapore's Premier Dating Agency. They sent me an offical looking letter and offered me a free 2 years membership. Eh...yay (?) Ok i can't help it but who are they kidding if they say there isn't a stigma to the SDU? Of course there are many pretty, nubile creatures in the 'unit' and most of them aren't 'single, desperate and ugly' BUT...well I would prefer an injection in my butt. Right now, the last thing on my list is to go for salsa lessons or wine appreciation courses with strangers. Or exchange numbers and be nice to people I probably can't be bothered to keep in contact with. (That is, unless a HE happens to look like a certain samurai that almost took Tom Cruise's head). SDU scares me but all Singaporeans reading this should give it a try if they wish. Hehe, don't let me discourage anyone.
Budsey: Wah~ Ah da! You got a letter from the Government! Looks important.
RJ: ok.
Mum:'On Government Service'...what is this? Looks major.
RJ: I hope it's not the CPF Board.
Mum: *unwraps surprise and starts laughing* It's the SDU!! Haha!! The SDU wants you to pak tor.
*excuse Michael Jackson in the background.
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