RocketJim's

It's 2.15am and I am in a dilemma over strawberry milk. I guess I would probably drink it anyway since it's only 81 calories. As a sidenote, anything milky should be avoided before bedtime since one shall wake up with more phlegm, so says a doctor. On the other hand, I thought milk helps us sleep better. Did you also know that anything 'strawberry flavoured' somehow include some insect's wing? Now you do. Don't worry, it's probably not fatal.

I used to wonder why people get so cynical as they age but now, I am beginning to be enlightened. Afterall, there is only this number of times you get cheated or maligned before you finally wise up. In primary school, you lend money to a friend out of generosity but that chickenbackside takes very long to return and eventually forgets. Your mother gets mad and asks you to call her mother and everything ends on a sour note. The next day in school, the chickenbackside draws a line across the table and orders your elbow not to cross it EVER. In secondary school, you let your friend copy your Maths homework/test and suay suay the teacher finds out and both kena extra punishment at trigo. In JC, your friends always say they NEVER study. Like real. Anyway you get my point. RocketJim is not going to be too nice in future. Hell, it's gonna be really hard since I have good manners but I have finally seen through some characters so disgusting, it's time to protect myself. I need to trek up Bukit Timah hill and then shut myself from the face of earth for 3 days practising caustic wit (+ sarcasm) in front of a full-length mirror.

Besides getting cheated (jaywalkers included...imagine knocking down one when it's not your fault; the eejit ran across my road), stupid people makes one cynical too. I don't know about you but stupid people brings out the worst in me. *sheepish* Please peruse the below example at your leisure. It was TRUE.

*comes to an intersection with a pedestrian crossing*

Interesting Specimen: Are we crossing here?
RJ: *......*
RJ's More Patient Friend: Yes we...are...crossing here.
Interesting Specimen: Oh~! *looks very excited*

I should relax right? It was an innocent question, probably very cute. I am just too impatient. Stopping and waiting at an intersection does not necessarily mean we are crossing. We could be hey...just gossiping there for another 5 greenman. Seriously, talking about jaywalkers, I am so glad it's finally illegal to jaywalk. I do hate them although I understand that it's impossible not to jaywalk along some roads. (That I forgive) But it's strange if one chooses jaywalking to skydiving. The risks are way lower in the latter innit? I always tell people CARS ARE BIG. Please don't act so irresponsibly. Awwww...you see? I am caring for people again. Har har. If you see a crossing or an overhead bridge, please walk a little more and use them.

This concerned message has been brought to you by someone desperately wanting to work with Men in Blue.