RocketJim's

Dear Womenfolk, Fight Back Sleazeballs!

I had the misfortune to read "Bridget Jones' Diary". The movie was alright since well, it's just an adaptation of the book. Maybe the book was alright too but I am sorry if anyone is a huge fan of Jones but I find the character a loser. In fact, allow me to proclaim Bridget Jones as the biggest loser ever written in a book. I hate how she has to count her calories, how she has to quite smoking and how many days before her uterus shrivel up if she don't have a baby soon. Spare me. I hate how she whine about so many things. Argh, God forbid but I shall never become a female like she is. I dislike how people obsess about their weights if all they do is to bite into another chocolate bar and complain about it. If you want to look better, then shut up and so something about it. And who says skinny IS good? More women should look like the Bollywood actresses with flab on their mid-driffs. That's sexy. I can't help not looking more like the Bollywood actresses but it's in my genes. I can't help being slim. Heh heh. *And Jim loses another several friends* Biiiiiaaatttttcccchhh~

I don't hate people who eat sharks' fins. I said that before but what I hate, are people who say sharks' fins taste damn good after you proclaim you are doing your part to save them. It's like telling your vegetarian friend that beef tastes damn f-ing good when he/she turned vegetarian due to humane reasons. The least one can do it to shut up, right? I want to shout out to all vegetarians that are doing it for the animals, you are good! Talking about it, K said he was vegetarian and guess what? I saw him eat lots and lots of shrimps and fish. So much for being a vegetarian.

This is NOT an angry post though I notice I am alot meaner in my blog than in person. I am innately very sarcastic but I don't say everything in my head. "Treat people like how you want to be treated" yah? I go online to chill and jest around alot BUT that isn't my day job. I just don't have to ruin people's days.