RocketJim's

Dinner Conversation II
RJ: "...I'm not a girl...not yet a woman..."
Aud: Yucks, I hate that song!
RJ: Oh yeah? You hate it? Why? *Audrey shudders* Hey...you know what a tween is?
Aud: Yuh.
RJ: Did you read about the 13 years old girl who owns 50 G-Strings? Goodness!
Aud: Yuh I read about it.
RJ: Back when I was 13, I didn't even know what a G-String was! *gasps* Are you telling me you KNOW what a G-string is?
Aud: Yaaaaah~
Mum: Of course my little baby knows; she is so smart. In fact, I don't think your brother knows.
RJ: Yeeaaahhh riiiiggghhhhttt, he is a guy! Every guy knows what a G-string is. Right, Gus?
Gus: *sniggers*
RJ: See? Goodness, Audrey. Look at the children nowadays...tsk tsk. I think her parents have some loose screws too. I mean, come on! Her mum is encouraging her by buying her all these kinky things. Audrey...*looks into her eyes* are you secretly hiding all your G-strings?!
Aud: Nooooooo!
Gus: *sniggers* Haha.
RJ: Exactly what made some of these girls so hiaow(trashy) and you decent? I mean, what made you turn out better than the rest of them?
Aud: 'Cuz I am smart and brought up well.
Mum: Awww well said!

Suck up...nice diplomatic maneuveur there.

RJ: No. That is because you have 3 older siblings who will laugh at you and tease you no end if you are that vain.
Aud: That too. Anyway I don't like G-strings.
RJ: Why? have you worn... them before?!
Aud: Noooooo!! I mean, they must be uncomfortable.
RJ: Alot of such weird stuff if you go to those all-girls school.
Aud: August's school?
RJ: All girls school.
Aud: I can't get into August's school!!
RJ: D-U-H!! ALL GIRLS SCHOOL!!
Aud: Oh...haha.
Gus: Wtf...*laughs*
RJ: Wonder why G-strings are called G-strings? They don't look remotely like the letter 'G' anyway.
Gus: Yeah they should be called Y-strings...
RJ: T-strings.
Dad: H-strings. That's the problem. People these days aren't curious enough. You need to ask questions. Have an inquisitive mind. Know why a G-string is 'G'.
Mum: G for genitals.

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