RocketJim's

I think more women should learn to treat themselves better. It is sad really...and there isn't much I can do except offer a listening ear or a hug. I had my own unhealthy relationships in the past and I learnt from them. Maybe I was also lucky to get epiphanies at random places. Seriously though... Why do my friends date pricks and don't realise it?? I think we need more Paris Hiltons around here. She may be dumb but she knows an undeserving boyfriend when she dates one. (BTW RocketJim LUBSSSSS Paris Hilton. She's hilarious.)

I don't have enough breath left for some dear friends. If you prefer languishing in agony, ok go ahead. I guess if the average Singaporean female lives to 81, you have another 60 years of fun. Not bad! I am sure it is lovely dating a prick for eons after. I don't get why some people (who already ruined 2008) wants to ruin their 2009 too. Maybe LIFE is THAT boring. Needs some chilli padi to liven things up.

Of course, the number 1 thing I don't understand: Dating a POOR prick who is also not exactly a Keanu Reeves. If the guy is rich, maybe I will understand. If he is broke, I don't even know why you should be wasting your time. A big dick will never be as fulfilling as a full Bottega wallet. :P

I have given up. I have also decided in future, if I ever go clubbing, I will only go with Loverboy who offers NO troubles or whatsoever. Also, he smells very nice. No dramatic girlfriends in parasitic relationships. Dammit, I just want to dance on a Friday night. Not breaking down your relationship and pinpointing what and where went wrong. That was sooo 17 years old~

I shall only club with Loverboy & Empress Boodiboo in future.

Anyway I was joking with my buddy yesterday that I should carve out a part-time living in between my flights. I am sure many Singaporeans would appreciate my expertise (READ: Free Time). For a low, affordable fee of $20, I would go to your place, sit and wait for your new washing machine, new carpet, new mattress, new gas stove or whatever. Not enough leave to take to oversee such chores? Rocketjim to the rescue! Plus, I am very honest. Really. I just need a good book or a working tv set and I would wait out your new furniture for you. (Even better if you have a pet to entertain me) Not a bad idea right?

I am seriously too free. Maybe I was lucky over the past CNY week. No flights! Whoot, I am very grateful since I had alot of fun catching up with my family and cuddling with Loverboy. Bahaha. And having tons of free time makes me the most patient girlfriend in the world because I have plenty of time for you to waste.



See, I knew Loverboy loves antique furniture so I decided to bring him to Holland Village to spend a Saturday leisurely. After a filling lunch and a trip to a pet shop (where he fell in love with a Pomeranian puppy...yes, sometimes he displays gay tendencies), I brought him to Lim's Arts & Crafts. He loved it. We spent about 4 hours in the shop. Good for him, really boring for me. I think I was squatting at that spot half the time looking at him check 3 cabinets (narrowed down from 20). I think it is already a victory for me. My ex used to love polishing his leather shoes. At least shopping for furniture is a wee bit more fun. I get to guess which part of China they are from (like where is Shanxi and Gan Su???).

Finally, Loverboy was done! Whoot. I brought him to stroll along Chip Bee Gardens with its nice restaurants and tree-lined streets. We walked down a street with small terrace houses along it sides. It was very...peaceful. We saw a house which was almost done with renovation and unlocked....so we sneaked it and took a tour by ourselves. Quite fun, maybe I should introduce him to the Singaporean past-time of house-viewing. I love spending my days like this, leisurely. Of course it isn't recommended to girlfriends who prefer boyfriends who scream vulgarities or threaten to punch them every week.

I am sooo free, I can't remember what I did on Sunday. Wow. *scratch head* What did I DO???