Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there lived a fair princess with the loveliest head of hair. Her hair shone in different hues of yellow, brown and gold. All who lay their eyes on her inevitably sigh and relish in her charming manners and beauty.
The Princess loved to spend her days playing by the lake in the woods. In the late afternoon when the lovely Princess would grow sleepy and nap in the daffodil fields, faeries would visit her, dropping precious berries by her fair bosom. Little bunnies would hop over and nibble about her soft, child-like fingers.
One cold September morning, the Princess awoke to see the skies dark and angry. She panicked, lifted her heavy tulle skirt and decided to sprint back to the castle. Alas the rain came down too thick and heavy. The Princess lost her way and ended up in a strange, quiet forest. She spied a small, black hut and decided to ask for help.
???: I would help you find your way if you can answer a simple question.
The Princess gasped and drew a step back. The old woman in the hut looked like none she had ever saw. She had boils all over her face and a voice that could shake the earth.
???: What is 2 + 2?
Princess: ......5?
*Poof!!*
Princess: Noooooooooo......meow!
The Princess woke up in Jurong East, licking her new....pink paws.
Taadaaaa! My lovely stranger cat from downstairs. Until the Princess could count properly again, she is doomed to loiter among void decks, receive alot of free food from suckers and trip over stewardesses when they come home.
God, I love her to death. When she purrs I want to give her a Chanel bag.
4 comments:
kitty is truly adorable. but all cats are <3
- junny
very random!
but are you sure the old woman can count?
awwww... that cat is so adorable!!! ask if she wants to come and stay at East side instead? i buy her Prada!
The cat meows "No thank you."
:P
I'd purr too if you give me channel bag.
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