It was Chinook's Dealer birthday! Poor thing, she looked so tired when she met us. Work has a way of draining people's souls. Unfortunately we couldn't plan a wilder affair but it shall come later. Heh heh. Happy Birthday Chinook Dealer! :P
Chinook Dealer with the Evil Pretzel~ Man, don't ask me how the nicks came about....but psssst, I hear it's from a certain Deadfingers.
And then on my way home with the Evil Pretzel in the mrt, we met a creepy man! Oh god, this is soooo good. It was totally weird. Deep in an intellectual conversation with Evil Pretzel about nucler physics (heh, yeah right), I spied a creepy reflection in the window. Suddenly I heard a weak voice:
???: Hi, would you be my friend?
Evil Pretzel and I turned around and look at him. WTF?
???: Can I be your friend?
Er....thanks but no.
He didn't give up.
???: I want to be your friend. Hello, my name is STEVEN. STEVEN CHIA. Nice to meet you.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ROFL
RJ: My name is Margaret. Nice to meet you.
Don't know if it is better to laugh or cry...Ladies and Gentlemen...I shall now close my case. ALL STEVENS ARE CREEPY AND WEIRD. Told you so. Proved to you too. You now know really what NOT to name your offspring. I already warned you like 2375635 times.
Bloody hell. ^#%$#$@% Thanks to STEVEN, I had to waste money and take a cab home. Evil Pretzel promised to get a Ferrari to fetch me around Singapore next time. Yay! I have such great friends.
Well, I hoped you enjoyed yourself Chinook Dealer! We love you!! May you have an interesting and fulfilled year ahead!
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