RocketJim's

Too Many Ideas In My Head

Today I fell asleep in a class. Nice, that is always how Life is. When i lie in bed, I cannot sleep. Put me in a classroom and I am the first to snore. When I most needed to stay awake, I slept through my 'O' and 'A' Levels. Yet after a 14hours flight, I lie on my back staring at the ceiling worrying how to better dispose of my lovely bras. Anyway, I should hurry up and patent my Bitchslap Theory soon.

Btw, you hear the theory here first. On RocketJim's. :D

Met Bernie for dinner and I had such a lovely time. Some people just know how you feel and say the right (wise) things.

Well...yeah, everyone has problems. I need to learn to overcome mine and emerge stronger. As a start, I need 8 lovely black men as my personal evil minions. They shall gang-rape every guy who crosses my path and subsequently piss me off. *thumbsup*

I should also curb my spending and learn how to make my money grow. I would very much like to study and live in Manhatten in the near future. (Wait for me, Cameo!) New York University, I am aiming youuuu. Whooohoo, I hope to be lazing around on mossy fields in Central Park one day soon.

Buddha bless.