RocketJim's

Thriller

Would I end up with Creepy Steven eventually? I mean...it was an innocent night and I had fun at dinner with my lovely friends. While walking home from the bus stop I heard running foot-steps and this huge guy overtook me......then he suddenly turned around....Creepy Steven!! =(

He is still........single........ (-_-;;;;) And out of nowhere I got a marriage proposal.

I wished I had more luck bumping into samurais. I don't know how I attract all these creepy people. Then there is Scary Steve who is a Buddhist fanatic cum car salesman. I bumped into him 3 times near my train station and everytime he sees me, he insists to give me his beloved bloodstones to protect me from evil. Scary Steve also wants to bring me to his favourite temple to consult his favourite monk (interesting idea for a date eh?). *weeps*

Not counting the couple of fortune-telling cab drivers who commented about my 'watery eyes' and 'mistress face' (oh thanks). According to one of them, "Mistress good, mah. Mistresses get the better presents and loving. So.......can you be my friend?"

Of course, to take the cake of 'King of Creep', is this guy I codenamed muthaf*cker in my cellphone. One very normal night, I got a call from him and he introduced himself as ______ (insert common Singaporean Chinese name) and he said we used to be classmates. He sounded really........common and I was brainstorming when I had met him. Then he dropped the bomb.

MF: Do you masturbate? Do you do it with a toy or with a finger?? How many times in a week do you do it with your boyfriend ar??

WTF. I should have gave that number to the police. Pffffffttttttt.

Ok Creepy Steven is way more of a gentleman compared to these weirdos.....but but but.

Next life, I want to be a guy and do my own terrorizing. I'll call up a random girl and ask if she masturbates. Grrrrrrr.