WTF
Emperor: So do you ever see yakuza on your flights?
Me: *eyes wide in wonder* No...don't think so. I didn't notice any missing fingers so far. That's an interesting question! Hmmmmm no, don't think so. They will fly with JAL?
Emperor: Sou dane, maybe. But I don't think yakuza travel alot.
Me: But they have many business to attend to...right?
Emperor: Yes but the yakuza cannot speak English. Why would they want to travel? Like most Japanese, they fear English too.
Me: Hahahaha! So true.
Another very interesting question that I have never thought about. I've definitely not seen a yakuza henchman on a flight (pretty easy to recognise them I think, they look like those King of Fighter game characters). Maybe I have served a big boss before but I will never know. Afterall, every old men look the same.
Anyway WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF. I accidentally picked up a call from CREEPY STEVEN in L.A again! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh~ pooi!! Ah shit. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Smart bugger. He keeps using different phones or phones with a private line that do not flash numbers on my phone. I hate how he fools me into thinking the call might be important...and then I pick up. Give up already!!!!
Btw....any readers out there actually curious and want to date him?
Steven Biography:
1.83m tall
Fair
78-80kg (last I heard)
Long eye lashes
Double eyelids
Masters in Finance (or something)
Very caring and easy-going
Owns a car
Alas I don't date guys with double eyelids. Ha! I guess he is not a bad character seriously. He doesn't drink or smoke too. But tak-match lah.
I shall not tolerate any comments that say that Steven is 'cute' or 'makes my blog funny'. Pooooi.
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4 comments:
Yakuza and "King of Fighter" characters?? i don't think so RocketJim, aren't they to obvious to be sitting among normal pple on the flight; with ridiculous color hair and exaggerated clothings (and some even without proper clothes)?
well maybe Ryuji Yamazaki & Shingo Yabuki look some what like Yakuza..
anyway, just don't let more than 1 of them take the same flight, cos u wont want kick-punch combo attacks or energy balls flying around ur flight!!!
He sounds eligible what! Why not give the POOR guy a chance? =p
Hmmmm I AM contemplating dating a yakuza...dunoo where to find one to seduce one. Haha!
Jamie: No. No way EVER. You want, I give him YOUR number and then you tell me in 2 weeks.
hmmm a Yakuza guy probably has the words "You F*cked Up and you're dead!!!" written on his forehead. So i supposed that it's not that tough to spot one on flight. But of course never judge a book by it's cover....some decent looking business man might just be a sophisticated mafia who deals with "big" and "important" businesss.
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