Phil: Hey May! I'm in Bangkok now! Flying off next week.
RJ: Wow, when would I ever see you again?
Phil: Yeah I know. But May! You have to go Africa! Capetown was great!! I was there last week. Oh, and Zambia.
RJ: Really? What's great about it?
Phil: The people, food, weather. You HAVE to go there. I made so many friends there.
RJ: I haven't made friends on my travels recently.
Phil: How did I meet you?
RJ: Mmmm through amassing alot of karma points.
Phil: Lololol. Yeah and I miss Ko. Damn, he was cute.
RJ: You're still pining for him?
Phil: Are you kidding? I love his face! His girth, and his curly hair just kills me. But I am sure his $%##$@ is small as hell. Still, he's cute.
RJ: Hahahahaha!! I guess....as long as it gets hard...
Phil: It's ok I don't need that. I'll get him from the back! Lololol.
RJ: If he ever hears this, he would so kung fu you.
Phil: I'll be such a dead man.
If you are Asian, male, under 30 years of age, and possess small eyes and a relatively stout build...watch out. Phil is out to get......you. *laughs*
Also, if you are wondering why you are a magnet for gay men, feel free to send your photos to me (where I shall forward to Phil). He shall vet it for you.
If you also happen to love big, black guys, Phil is for you! *weeps* Too bad I'm out.
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