RocketJim's

For All The Male Pigs Out There

I have decided to blog about this after a nice chat with my Burmese pixie and girlfriend. Before I really start, 1. I know a loser when I see one. Especially men who go after women either way out of their league or enjoy women abusing them. 2. I don't know what is it about men who love a good chase (sometimes REALLY you might be after a piece of unappreciative shit). Ouch. But do enjoy, whatever floats your boat you know?

That said, it is conventional wisdom that dating is like a kite-flying game. Sometimes you let your strings alittle loose, sometimes you tighten your grip. When you meet a new guy, girlfriends usually advise you to make yourself alittle more unattainable so that guys would put in more effort and think you are worthed a million hours (which I particularly detest because if I like, I like. Anyhow, I appreciate their advise and would heed accordingly). So if you ever manage to date RocketJim and she snubs you time to time, she is just trying to prove the various theories. (She is really a fanantic data researcher.)

Due to my lousy work schedule, I truthfully lack time to meet people meaningfully. I have rejected a girlfriend 5 times for dinner (so sorry Reggie!). In the process, there are also men who have to queue for weeks (haha!) and I do notice some come after me like dogs when I don't have time for them. Oh my god! If you men are reading this, just stop it already! Why??

I am a simple person, I like you I like you lah. I don't like having to put myself on a higher and arrogant pedestral to prove myself that I am worthed it. I leave that to the kids. But unfortunately, because I am dealing with evolution and the opposite gender, I have to give in and play a little hard to get. If you are RocketJim's admirer and reading this, I won't be free for 3 weeks. Send me an official letter in advance. (My gmail is down and my phone isn't working too). Bummer ya?

Sometimes a girl really is worthed it but it not ready then yes, feel free to wait and perservere. If she is already married, with a guy, cannot decide or have hurt you GREATLY before, I heard it is more fun jumping from a building. Wheeeeeee the head rush!!!

Yes, there is an agenda to this blog. It is a friendly advice and a rant by a observant victim (who is unwittingly always put on skyscraper-ish pedestrals). =P

And actually I don't need to care, I am going on a holiday and searching for my Alaskan crab ramen. Woot! I'll leave the dilemmas to the male pigs.

Finally, I know I am quiet. I shall voice my opinion/advice/rant again this ONE LAST TIME.