RocketJim's

Sunday School

It's a lovely and lazy sunday and I am feeling very well-rested and appreciated. I missed these long lazy days where I can just slump myself infront of the computer and surf totally random things. Here are some minor pick-up line gems I came across over the few lazy hours:

The Corniest Line Ever Award
"This guy who was so not my style came over to me and my friends and asked: 'Do you happen to know how much a polar bear weighs?' We said no and kept walking, and then he said, 'Well, it's enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Brian.' We all cracked up and kept talking to him."

The Oddest Use of a Parking Space Award
"I fought tooth and nail with a guy over a parking space and won. When I came back out to my car, there was a note on it that said, 'I like your style. Call me.' It was very unexpected, and I loved the approach. See, it pays to be a lover and a fighter."

I prefer the latter because it shows a confident man. Anyway ANYTHING is better than the "Hey you look familiar" or "Were you in my class?" line. (-_-;) Soooo lame. If the guy doesn't want to put in more effort to know the girl, then the girl shall not put in effort to acknowledge the guy. HAHA, and as a warning to all girls reading this: Beware of men named STEVEN. All Stevens I have met so far were sleazebags, desperadoes or plain crazy and if I got a full name, I shall gladly put it out in bold. I am sure my buddy, Mindy would understand. *wink*

Do you know it takes more time to inhale than to say 'please' and 'thank you'? Well, now you do and if any rude Singaporean potentially making a trip to the airport reads this, do bear this in mind. No matter how hectic your life is, there is always time to say 'thank you' and 'please'. There is no excuse to be ill-disciplined or bad-mannered because being rude does not save you time.

If you have no time, do skip 'Kingdom Of Heaven' in the cinemas. It's a drag and Orlando Bloom would only be more charismatic in 5 years.