RocketJim's

On Sunday, my family spent 10 minutes in the car discussing about William Hung. 6 out of 6 people shudder at the thought of him. However, there is no denying this fellow IS famous. If America isn't a land of opportunities, I don't know where is. Someone (not from my family) commented he looks like a freaking retard and he couldn't understand why Hung made it. How did this simpleton who can't sing nor dance to save his life won over so many people? That is because at least Hung has a better attitude than this rude dumbass. I don't like Hung myself but I hate it more when people are so rude to him. William Hung in action

I love the 2 little boys I am tutoring; so naughty yet too cute. I hate to scream at them to lower their voices or put their hotwheels away but then they turn around saying they will treat me to ice-creams ooooo...dah! Manipulated.

Khairil: Teacher! Can I go toilet to wet my hair?
RJ: Metal is a good conductor of heat. Can you tell me of another example of a good...
Khamarul: 'Cher! You know what is bodoh? Hehehehe.
Khairil: 'Cher! can I go toilet?
RJ: Grrrr...listen...
Khamarul: *speaks in Malay rapidly to Khairil and giggles*
Khairil: Teacher! can I wet my hair?
RJ: Oh my god! You both are only 10!! Why do you need to wet your hair?! I don't see other girls around.
Khamarul: Got.....you are my girlfriend what! *giggles and hides under the table*

After wetting their hair, I managed to squeeze in another 15 minutes of tutoring before both of them ran to the back of the room to wrestle. *shake head* I am a total failure. Well, I just pray them can tell the difference between an insulator and a conductor.

RJ: For example, your mum accidentally touched a live wire and got a shock, what would you do to pull her away?
Khamarul: I'll pour water at her!!
RJ: *rolls on the floor with laughter*
Khairil: bodoh lah! You use a wooden stick to help her.

Aren't they just adorable? I wonder if they will remember me in future...sad thoughts.